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13 Types of Drinks Guys Should Avoid At All Costs (13 Photos)

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Okay, first of all, if you feel comfortable ordering any of the drinks on this list, then good for you. A real man doesn’t let anybody tell him what to do. A guy who is secure enough with his masculinity can drink whatever the hell he wants.

But the thing about ordering a drink in a bar is it says a lot about you. It projects an image, just like your clothes and your haircut.

I’m a big believer in keeping it simple. I usually order a beer (I like to get a microbrew if possible) or bourbon on the rocks. Occasionally a scotch and soda. Anyway, here’s a list of drinks I think are best left for the fairer sex.

It Has Berries Floating in It

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It Has Pumpkin Anywhere in the Name

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It Looks Like Something Other than a Drink

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It’s Served With Cotton Candy

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It Can Be Made into a Popsicle

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It Comes with a Cookie

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It’s Whatever the Hell This Color Is

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Freakin’ Peeps… Nuff Said

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It Has Sprinkles on It (I don’t care if it has Jack in it)

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It’s Garnished with Flowers

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It Involves ‘Layering’

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It Looks Like Dessert (I don’t care if it has Makers in it)

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We Already Talked About the Flower Thing

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